My toothpaste is leaking everywhere.

So, I'd just like to welcome my family to this lovely blog. Sar, Paul, mom, dad, and even little Annie. I'm so glad you're here! I love it when you read my blog, and then make fun of me after reading it. It's the best. Anyway. I guess what I'm trying to say is welcome!

NOT.

And for the record: I know that Sawdust Man isn't a Ben Folds song. I wasn't born yesterdee.