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@ the store yesterday...

my marm is looking at old Easter candy, and I gallivant on over to the greeting card section.
After a few minutes of looking I hear a motor and I turn around and a jazzy is creeping towards me.

old women: "have you ever bought cards at the dollar store?"
jane: "yes..."
old women: "they are only 50 cents. What outrageous price are they charging here?"
jane: "ummm... it looks like $2.50"

she gives a disgusted look.

old women: "I wouldn't waste any money buying this crap."
jane: "well, neither would I."

I give her a smile.

old women: "you're a cute thing. don't go wasting your money on these cheap cards, now."
jane: "I won't! have a great day!"
old women: "you too, hon"

she rides off into the distance.